An ode to O’Leary’s budget airline

Ryanair exist for what purpose exactly?

Yet people queue up and pay their coin to travel.

Anyone would think that we are all fools.

No one seems to be able to make sense of why they keep coming back.

A mystery and no mistake

Indulge yourself in some travel

Remain at the airport for 14 hours

Anyone can play

Roll the dice

Enlist by simply buying a ticket.

Can I go home now?

Undo your spell and release us from this misery

No drama now

Transport us home

Show us you have the ability to fulfill the simple promise of a valid boarding pass.

Written after spending the night on an airport bench at Palma Aeroporto.
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2 thoughts on “An ode to O’Leary’s budget airline

  1. Pingback: Lightning strikes twice | aroundtheworldin84days

  2. Gilly

    Naughty boy!


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